whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
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im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
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Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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