is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
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they said they heard you say put it in my butt
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
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College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
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