BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
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You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
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When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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