Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
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She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
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Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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