There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
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Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
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I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
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