Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
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Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
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I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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