Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
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yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
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I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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