I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
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Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
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Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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