my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Girls should come with a carfax report
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
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i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
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It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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