Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
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I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
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Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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