i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
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I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
We are two peas in an std pod
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
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They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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