i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
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but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
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This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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