I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
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I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
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Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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