I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
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I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
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I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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