i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
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i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
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They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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