shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
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i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
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I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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