you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
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Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
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Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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