I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
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Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
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Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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