OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
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Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
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Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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