i just wanna soil my oats bro
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
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Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
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Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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