when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
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You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
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We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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