when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
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yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
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We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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