It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
she looked like the before picture.
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If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
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can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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