All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
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She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
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When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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