Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
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I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
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You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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