Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
No more Irish car bombs ever.
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i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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