got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
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You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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