What a fucking waste of an outfit
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
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Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
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Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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