I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
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I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
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She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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