I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
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I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
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I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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