its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
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It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
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I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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