He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
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I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
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Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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