Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
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hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
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I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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