In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
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Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
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btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
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