So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
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..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
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he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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