All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
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i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
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You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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