Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
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Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
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At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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