Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
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PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
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i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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