I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I've blown a few things in my day
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
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He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
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I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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