dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
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cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
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id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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