Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
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I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
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The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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