well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
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so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
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Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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