I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
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