you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
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unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
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Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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