I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Blood and glitter go together right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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