when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
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And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
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It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Randomize