Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I have demons in me.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
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Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
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We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
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