i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
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Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Found your dick twin last night
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
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I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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