i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
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This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
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I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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