areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
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you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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